PSALM 2009-2012 / First Book of Liberal Democrat

PSALM 2009 - 2012
FIRST BOOK OF DEMOCRAT
OBAMA IS A SHEPHERD,
I SHALL NOT WANT.
HE LEADETH ME BESIDE STILL FACTORIES.
HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.
HE GUIDETH ME IN THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT.
YEA, THOUGH I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE BREAD LINE,
I SHALL NOT GO HUNGRY.
OBAMA HAS ANOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES,
MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME,
SURELY, POVERTY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF MY LIFE.
THE DEMOCRATS AND I WILL LIVE FOREVER
IN A RENTED HOME.
BUT I AM GLAD I AM AN AMERICAN,
I AM GLAD THAT I AM FREE.
BUT I WISH I WAS A DOG
AND OBAMA WAS A TREE.



(O.K. I know there are a couple on here that take themselves way too seriously . I will say to everyone this was meant as a joke. Should a mod determine that it belongs in the jokes forum then by all means move it.)

I thought it was quite creative and funny and will fully admit that most of what this "Psalm" blames on Obama is not his fault. But still quite witty and funny.

Are you sure that isn't the first book of conservative republicans?

The Conservative's Prayer

"The Psalm of Rush"

THE CAPITALIST CONSERVATIVE LORD is my franchisor; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in first class hotels: he leadeth me to the
best bars.
He restoreth my credit: he leadeth me in the paths of conservatism
for my career's sake.
Yea, though I talk in the valley of the shadow of the liberals, I will
fear no homosexual: for thou art with me; thy orifice security system
comforts me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of the homeless: thou
linest my pockets with gold; my belly runneth over.
Surely avarice and cruelty shall follow me all the days of my life:
and I will ditto in the franchise of the CAPITALIST CONSERVATIVE LORD
forever.

gringaloca wrote:

Are you sure that isn't the first book of conservative republicans?

The Conservative's Prayer

"The Psalm of Rush"

THE CAPITALIST CONSERVATIVE LORD is my franchisor; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in first class hotels: he leadeth me to the
best bars.
He restoreth my credit: he leadeth me in the paths of conservatism
for my career's sake.
Yea, though I talk in the valley of the shadow of the liberals, I will
fear no homosexual: for thou art with me; thy orifice security system
comforts me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of the homeless: thou
linest my pockets with gold; my belly runneth over.
Surely avarice and cruelty shall follow me all the days of my life:
and I will ditto in the franchise of the CAPITALIST CONSERVATIVE LORD
forever.

I actually like that!