The Outpost Saloon

Park yourself at The Bar and shoot the breeze with the regulars. If that's not your style, check out all the sports talk in The Horseshoe Pit . If you're one of them show biz folks, wander on over to our Cabaret. There's always a show going on, some music playing, and lots of pretty girls. If you feel the need to releive yourself of something that's been churnin' your gut, you'll find the Outhouse in back. It's the place for political junkies who are "full of it." Feelin' all spiritual and such? Need to get right with your maker? Then step on up to the Bully Pulpit, and get ya' some religion. Oh, if you need a good laugh, or you've gone squirrely out on the range, lock yourself into Otis' Cell. It's the place for those of you who are just one horse short of a wagon train.