OH good Lord.
Since we're stirring the pot, let's stir harder....
"Conservo-speak"
"Sound Jurisprudence" = court rulings conservatives like
"Judicial Activism" = court rulings conservatives hate
"Special Interests" = lobbiests conservatives don't like
"Industry Spokesmen = lobbiests on the conservative payroll
"Law and Order" = government enforcing laws conservatives like
"Government Interference" = laws conservatives don't like
"Runaway Litigation" = lawsuits against big business
"Tort Reform" = legal protection for big business
"Refugees" = boat people conservatives like
"Illegal Immigrants" = boat people conservatives hate
"Faith-based Organization" = religions conservatives like
"Cults" = religious movements conservative disapprove of
"Democracies" = foreign governments conservatives (and their sheep in the
mainstream media) like
"Regimes" = foreign governments conservatives (and their sheep in the
mainstream media) don't like
"Militia leaders" = armed locals with conservative ideas
"Warlords" = armed foreigners who frighten conservatives
"Protection of Strategic Interest" = US interventionism
"Violation of Sovereign Boundaries" = when anyone else does it
"Welfare Queen" = federal handouts to people
"Vital Subsidy" = federal handouts to corporations
"Public Servant" = conservative congressmen
"Career Politician" = liberal congressmen
"Regrettable incident" = scandal involving a Republican
"Failure of liberal values" = scandal involving a Democrat
"Stock Market collapse" = share price slide under a Democratic president
"Market Correction" = share price slide under a Republican president
"Concerned Scientist" = an expert conservatives agree with
"Environmental Extremist" = an expert liberals agree with
"Unemployment" = people out of work under Democratic Administrations
"Labor surpluses" = people out of work under Republican Administrations
"Team Player" = a Republican Senate Majority Leader or House Speaker
during a Republican administration
"Obstructionist" = a Democratic Senate Majority Leader or House Speaker
during a Republican administration
"Consulting Fee" = When a Republican legislator gets cash from an
interested organization
"Bribe" = When a Democrat legislator gets cash from an interested
organization
"Resolute" = a conservative blundering ahead when all evidence points to
his/her chosen course being completely wrong
"Waffling" = a liberal displaying thoughtfulness or weighing all the
options
"Meltdown" = a liberal who delivers a scathing speech against a member
of the opposition
"Tears _____ a new one" = a conservative who delivers a scathing speech
against a member of the opposition
"Naked Aggression" = When a country conservatives don't like invades
another country
"Pre-emptive Self Defense = When a country conservatives like invades
another country
"No Mandate" = When an incumbent Democratic president wins by a small
margin
"Winning Handily" = When an incumbent Republican president wins by the
smallest margin in history
"Enforcing the will of the people" = When a Republican politician pushes an
issue the public at large agrees with
"Exhibiting political courage" = When a Republican politician pushes an
issue the public at large doesn't agree with
"Debt under a Democratic president" = Fiscally irresponsible
"Debt under a Republican president that's even larger" = Fiscally conservative
"Old News" = Any Republican scandal that's never been fully investigated and/or
prosecuted
"Serious Unresolved Issue" = Any Democratic scandal that's never been fully
investigated and/or prosecuted
"Negotiate" = When a Republican president agrees to sit down and talk with an
adversary.
"Appeasement" = When a Democratic president agrees to sit down and talk with an
adversary.
"Clinton Derangement Syndrome" = When a Democratic president leaves office with
a 65% approval rating.
"Bush Derangement Syndrome" = When a Republican president leaves office with
a 26% approval rating.
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