The Shape of Things to Come?

I saw this on Mike McConnell's blog, thought I'd share.

Hurt Feelings Report
Thursday 05-07-2009 10:35am ET



Date:________________

Time of Hurtfulness:___:___ am / pm


A. Into which ear were words of hurtfulness spoken? Left / Right / Both

B. Is there permanent feeling damage? YES / No

C. Did you need a tissue for the tears? YES / No


Reasons for filing this report: Please circle YES or No

1. I am thin skinned YES
2. I have woman like hormones YES
3. I am a cry baby YES
4. I want my Mommy YES

5. All of the above YES
(circle this one since most likely all apply)

Name of "Real man," who hurt your sensitive little feelings: _______________

If you feel that you need someone to hug - go home to Mommy and let her hug you and change your diaper.

If you feel as though you need to speak to someone to soothe you -
please call 1-800-CRY-BABY or 1-888-SIS-GIRL.


Girly man who filed report: ________________________


Signature of girly man: ___________________________


Name of Real man: ______________________________
(person being brought up on charges)


Signature of Real Man:____________________________


Superintendent's signature: _________________________